Flatmate wanted!

There will be a free room in my flat share soon. If you’re interested in mine contact me please.

Key features

  • 5 minutes far away from the city centre by foot
  • Lots of bars, shops, banks and a big park area nearby
  • Just a one minute walk to the baker.

That’s great, isn’t it?

Letting information

  • Free by the 1st of June at the latest.
  • Not furnished

More details coming soon. Plan changed. The flat will be renovated next months. The room can occupied in end of September.

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Choleric flatmate

Wow she had a fit of rage again.

Because she didn’t let me talk during a call I hanged up. Several minutes later she came into my flat which was a breach of domestic peace because her contract ran out on August 31th.

She came to remove the board from her door. She said “I thought I had to remove it”. But why now on September 5th? She moved out in July 10th.

She’s a really complicated woman. There are two things I don’t like on her.

First she stops speaking for a while (up to several minutes) because she’s thinking during our conversation. This makes it hard to have a “good” conversation with her. She even can’t take a decision until hours or days later because she has to think about it.

Second she’s choleric. If she’s angry she does stupid things like putting dirty dishes into the living room or empty the dishwasher but what are not her dishes she puts it anywhere but not in the cupboard. See this post.

In fact I’m happy to not live in the same flat anymore. Who knows what dangerous could happen furthermore …

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Girls’ execution logic

The following more or less scientific theory of girl’s execution logic neither holds in each flat share nor all time in the case it holds.

First some introduction, when I came home there were three clean glasses on the work space and some stuff on the table, a place it doesn’t belong to.

What happened?

First I’m explaining how this state could have been reached.

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A part of the dishes from the dishwasher in the cupboard.

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Then three cups on the work space.

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Pot, bowl and plate on the table.

In the automata language I would say “The state was entered”.

Now I reconstruct the instructions of my flatmates’ program.

First boot sequence:

  1. Think.
  2. Wait 10 seconds.
  3. Think again.
  4. Wait 30 seconds.
  5. Throw exception: “Out of memory”
  6. Reboot …

After successful reboot:

  1. Put most of dishes into cupboard.
  2. Put the rest (exactly three cups) onto work space.
  3. Put dirty dishes on the table.
  4. Put other dishes into sink.
  5. Take clean dishes out of sink.
  6. Put clean dishes into cupboard.
  7. Wait 60 seconds.
  8. Think.
  9. Wait 120 seconds.
  10. Think again.
  11. If (dish soap bottle is empty AND is empty since three weeks)
        then throw it away
        else keep it
  12. Set timer to two weeks to remind me for testing the age of the dish soap bottle.
  13. Go into sleep mode …
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