You’re lying. You understand what I try to say. You also learnt at least four languages. It’s you who want to sound like a smart-ass because you know what I tried to say with “that let blaze my eyes”. You should have noticed that “that let blaze my eyes” means “meine Augen funkelten”.

I’m doing as much as I can to improve my English. Read this post.

By the way if you’re not interested in what I’m writing here why do you read my blog? Again this shows that you just want to sound like a smart-ass.

Of course this is a blog ( = weblog = “Onlinetagebuch” in German ≠ shit )

you asked people to correct your English (if you dare call it that) and here I go.

Not only are you trying to sound like a smart-ass by using unnecessarily complicated words and sentences like “that let blaze my eyes” (God only knows what the fuck that’s supposed to mean) and “instantaneous” completely wrong and out of context, but also the simplest of grammar is absolutely horrible, for instance: “I bought some stuff for my breakfast”. So you bought your breakfast some nice earrings?

I mean you can’t possibly expect anyone to take you seriously if almost everything you write is a complete train wreck. I really don’t even know where to start, it’s THAT bad. The worst part of sifting through your garbage however are the overly long and arduous descriptions of every single fucking thing you seem to encounter, no matter how irrelevant to the “story” they are.

You obviously never had any English in school, and here’s a little tip: If you want to learn English fast watch English series or movies. That ought to do the trick. Probably not for you, but for most normal people. And it’ll also teach you some storytelling. At least use Google if you’re not sure about how to write certain words, this shit you call a “blog” is public, and can be read by anyone.

Good day to you sir.

P.S: If you improve your English speaking skills, you don’t automatically improve your writing skills. Dimwit.